#the pussy is not worth it
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middlewestcrisis · 2 years ago
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Daredevil s2 rewatch except i go smoke a bowl during every part except the Frank Castle trial arc because it’s the only part of that fucking season that makes sense
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feasibilities · 5 months ago
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you may be cunt but are you cuntier than the official jonathan crane trading card for batman begins?
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mars-ipan · 2 months ago
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so we all saw @dr2-hell's updated bunnymaeda design right. because i sure as hell did
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agathasblackheart · 14 days ago
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Just thinking about the kiss and the way Agatha was constantly stroking Rio’s cheek while Rio’s hands when up from her waist to her cheeks and back down before finally holding onto her wrists, all while being absolutely devoured by Agatha
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carlyraejepsans · 11 months ago
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ppl already terribly misinterpret sans do you want him to have the morally grey female character treatment too
i don't give a crap can you imagine the glados level cat 5 lesbian event the "dead where you stand" scene alone would cause? the trope subversion of the worn-down, nihilistic bar sleaze male character archetype that he represents? soriel yuri? does anyone fucking care about soriel yuri???
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animentality · 2 months ago
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I'm vewy sowwy I haven't updated my fanfic yet :3
I got carried away and now it's too fucking long and I still have to edit it. so be patient please.
that being said, I'm being forcibly dragged to my cousin's wedding this weekend, so this update will be for this week, but I probably won't be able to update next week.
so savor it.
again.
sowwy.
if I could break this couple up, I would.
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plasterhound · 10 days ago
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jatersade · 2 years ago
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quick mods are asleep post ted lasso 3.04 spoilers without context
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catos-wound · 4 months ago
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cato <3
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ratwars · 3 months ago
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Had a very detailed dream there was some new type of Mayoi-esque bsd game that was stupid popular but also involved real cash prizes and gambling, they had commercials for it. But the commercials were playing messed up and I was watching tv with a couple ppl cuddling with my cat and their new cats (they adopted cats before coming over). And the scroll bar for the text in the ad went by too fast we all misread it as Dazai's $219,000 pussy.
The dream ended in disharmony before my alarm woke me up arguing that Dazai's pussy was not worth $219,000 but what exactly was it worth? Opinions differed. Emotions started to run a bit high.
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gamergirlsex · 9 months ago
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Getting bottom surgery will really have you understanding religious people. As it turns out, yes, something you've never even seen before can have a massive amount of control over your life
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xkinktasticx · 8 months ago
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Just a reminder that this exists
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1eos · 11 months ago
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People on this site will call cishet men who clearly only want to own women and use them for their bodies "queer" without an ounce of irony or regret, not to be mean but the "aromantic, queerplatonic whatever" ification of cisheterosexuality in the name of "progressive " LGBTQ culture is so fucking stupid why did we let white queers take it this far? Now we got people throwing fits over how is queer that a cishet man wants to fuck without caring about the woman's feelings 😭
mention it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like theyre really trying to repackage how cishet men will do anything to take out genuine connection on a romantic level, friendship level, and even human level bc of misogyny and call it ~q***r~. cishet men who want to treat women like human fleshlights aren't gay or bi theyre just fucking misogynists and the fact that people from all sexualities will do symone biles routines to defend them is exactly why in 2023 cishet men as a collective have not done better as ppl in centuries. and let's unpack how seeing women as objects to manipulate into sex at the lowest effort is somehow the baseline for white ppl's lgbtism. like its weird that you saw a MAN basically do the classic i just want pussy and thought 'omg no these are our ppl!'
and it would be one thing if the guy in the texts was like hey i like you i enjoy being around you but im aromantic and these are my boundaries these idiots just make up shit and apply labels that WON'T EVEN FIT all to keep the misogyny machine going! this is why i do not support every gay! a lot of them are very dumb!!!!!
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zorosdimples · 6 months ago
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unfortunately i have pillow princess tendencies
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meltlilies · 6 months ago
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ivegotthewholeworldussy · 7 months ago
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bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes, daddy came and so did i 😫💦🧎
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